This series contains explicit language and sexual content. Headphones recommended. Not for children.
tonight's recap:
THE EPISODES.
Listen in order — chaos has a chronology. First ten are on the house. After that, every dollar buys you another disaster.
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“What did you think was normal growing up… that you later realized wasn’t?”
drop your story in 50 words. joey reads every one.
free · episodes 1–10
When a promising night ends with silence, Joey starts questioning everything she thought she knew about modern dating. Welcome to the beginning of If We Knew.
Smart, charming, available–so why does something feel dangerously missing?
Big confidence. Bigger ego. Joey should've worn armor.
The conclusion of the Mr. Napoleon saga. Bigger ego, same Joey, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. perfecto saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. almost perfect saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. interim saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. boomerang saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. effort saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
Joey looks back at the first ten dates. The pool-hall ghoster, the spreadsheet, the cheese deprivation, the almost-but-not-quite. What we learned. What we'd undo.
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The conclusion of the mr. breadcrumb saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. mixed signals saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. i think saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. right now saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. wrong timing saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
Joey’s favorite kind of men were married men pretending they weren’t doing anything wrong.
The conclusion of the mr. allegedly working late saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. table for two saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the ms. veep saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. missing saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. avocado saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. plot twist saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr too good for me saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. now he ready saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr beige saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. uhaul saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. catalyst saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. origami saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
Alphabetized my groceries on date two. Rearranged my closet without asking. We were not in a relationship.
The conclusion of the mr. multi universe saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. roots saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
Some people kiss you like fireworks. Others love you like shelter.
The conclusion of the mr. shelter saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
Sitting across from a retired Bond villain trying to enjoy sashimi.
Sometimes danger doesn’t arrive loudly. Sometimes it watches quietly first.
The conclusion of the mr. figures saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.
The conclusion of the mr. mini cooper saga. Same energy, fresh receipts.